The Main Press Center has a lot of space, most of it not used during the Paralympic Games – we have one corner almost all to ourselves. In the foreground you can see my New Brazilian Laptop, connected to my Old American Laptop that appears to have a failed logic board.

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At the front counter, they’re giving away aerosol cans of Off … which you can’t carry into Olympic venues.