Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-02

Off to give a talk about how to photograph … lesions. For the VetMed program. My life has wandered so far off topic … #
It's time for high school football at #ugavj http://t.co/5kRlsvND #
Arghh. RT @dailyorange: Syracuse (0-1) trailed by 22, came back, took the lead, but gave it up and fell 42-41 to Northwestern season opener. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-26

@barryhollander @thedailycampus @redanddead815 Facts matter, journalists should use them. #
Just what I needed today RT @NPRPictureShow: We did it. We got through Monday. Here's Einstein in slippers http://t.co/UuYZpBM5 #
When your freshman-year floor-mates are giving you a #FF shout-out, 24 years later? That's a good day, @MattSautter #
When former students snail-mail you a card and hashtag the note inside? #youreteachinggeeks #
Great advice here, #ugavj RT: @Poynter: Before you pitch a story to your editor, answer these 6 questions: http://t.co/wbdtmSGv #

Here we go again … #ugavj http://t.co/SPBRvmvK #
@HondoMesa You recommend we all come spend a day at your home with your family? Should we call in advance or just show up? #
To steal a term from @theemodog : ZOMG!!
http://t.co/Lx7oGXqy

Want. Want. WANTWANTWANT. #
We made it one minute into class, then they all left. Allegedly a building is on fire. #ugavj http://t.co/BgAzjsZf #
Outside my office: "We should like mess with these wireless mics before we go in so we, like, look like we know what we're doing." #toolate #
Catching up now that I am home. Positive news. You guys rock. #

Never gonna happen. RT: @kaitlynfrizzell: @markejohnson I had a dream we had Krispy Kreme doughnuts on the first day of class. True story? #
I just told two former students to GET OFF MY FACEBOOK. This semester is not looking promising… and now I want a Good Donut, a @DunkinDonuts #
We are way too nice to these #UGAVJ kids … http://t.co/QEE5cir0 #
@jakeforddaniels @callmecaldwell We have a full size freezer if you want to store those. Great summer treat, you know. #breadedpopsicles #
Please stop calling a hula hoop an "apparatus." #olympics #

@barryhollander @karenrussell Marshmallows are on sale if you need them for the book burning. Way better than just bringing sparklers. #
The wife and I think that, for 2016, there should be a 400 meter freestyle obstacle swim. Recommend jellyfish for the obstacles. #olympics #
@jakeforddaniels We talked about sharks, may require a larger pool. Certainly would get some more replays during Shark Week on Discovery. #
Apparently we weren't the only ones who had the obstacle swimming idea … There are no original ideas left, are there? http://t.co/aaAQEphT #
Not the view of my car I wanted to see today. http://t.co/NGCtj77u #

@Fuji400 @evey_wilson is infatuated with a lot of things. It's why she's a great journalist. #
TeachIt! RT @ashleydaysc: You have a constitutional duty to commit acts of journalism #MSCNE #MSCNE12 #
Fifth iteration of the Multimedia Workshop at #MSCNE12 Either we're getting smarter attendees or we're getting better at teaching. Wow. #
Damn straight. RT @jsh2014: "I believe we have a constitutional responsibility to commit acts of journalism" #MSCNE12 #
@shitfoodblogger FYI, Helvetica quote marks are both trendy and transcendent, they will stand the test of time. #
W: What's that dead thing on his head?
M: Maybe he's from New Jersey?
W: He's from Britain!
M: Okay, he's from Old Jersey #Olympics #

#WordPress – we used to be friends. What happened? #
Well, #WordPress beat me down … but I've been asked to talk about shooting skin lesions for the vet school next month. Almost a victory … #
Today is one of those days I should just not be online … where has all the sanity and discourse gone? #
Just made my wife watch the Miami Vice movie with me. I need to go buy her something shiny now … #