Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-01

When you decide to cheap out and save $10 only to realize the cheap item you drove 20 miles to get won't work for you? That is 2012. #
Explained the politics of Patterson Hood's "After It's Gone" to the Small Boy. He listened, looked out the window, saw a cow…and moo-ed. #
Fort Mountain-ish after sunset. Headed west again, nicer roads on this trip. http://t.co/xdXUvWZ0 #
Sometimes the shortest way between two places involves a dirt road. http://t.co/lgdNm0bZ #
Third hotel stay this month, third set of issues with it. Thankfully I haven't found blood in this one.
Well, yet … #
#ICONN 2012 is about to start. Follow along if you want. Or race to the Freedom Forum and join us. Up to you … #
@jessicaykr That was two cases of paper for under $2, as I recall, through the genius of @wantnot #ICONN #
Very cool graphic. RT: @GlobeSox: #RedSox fans, you'll love this: Anatomy of the Green Monster http://t.co/8QIn7tlL #
Seas of humanity. Makes some people queasy. http://t.co/jJCBO8Lu #
That moment when you realize a really great organization has no idea how to run an awards event? #soulcrushing Also, #acceptingmydayisover #
A parent two seats down from me has fallen asleep at the award ceremony for the state science fair. #jealous #
The Girl Child just took first place in the State Science Fair. #iguessthiswasworththewait #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-25

No, I don't think I have a computer problem. Why would you ask? http://t.co/jF3KiIyp #
Deadline assignment: Pollen, 60 minutes to shoot, edit and drop on server. #ugavj #nsc12 #
Deadline Assignment, #UGAVJ RT: @gradyjournal: Now Online: Pollen Count Sets Record http://t.co/HEU4yOEP #
I am confused: An easy repair on a VW? That took less than five minutes? This year? THE END IS NEAR. #
Well, I can scratch vacuuming pollen off an outdoor porch off my bucket list … #
Want!! So badly it hurts. WANT! http://t.co/ZK1ecV67 #
The Small Boy has decided he is too old for Happy Meals, devoured a quarter pounder with cheese meal. Life just got more expensive. #
But to where? #followthecouch http://t.co/FweTngVi #
@MattSautter A very, very bad one. #

That feeling when your shuttle to the airport is four hours before your flight? Kind of exhausting. Great #NSC12 but I really need a nap. #
We seem to be missing a fairly important element for today's journey … http://t.co/hbmLlIIB #
Nothing like waking up in a hotel room to find blood on the curtains. Just happy it wasn't mine… #
I really am starting to worry about this hotel … http://t.co/GDM2t5IL #
"Storing: If possible, store your outdoor furniture in a cool, dry place indoors." Uh, @ikeausa? Do you know what "outdoor" means? #

UGA Career Week coming up, open to students and professionals. Spread the word! http://t.co/zM5xTGyO #
I have moments when I think about getting an MFA. Then I look at MFA portfolios and see images of women breastfeeding carp and think … no. #

Everybody gets excited about something. For architects (an, um, me), sometimes it's a chamfered retaining wall: http://t.co/lPI0S15W #
Thirteen hours of driving ending up right where I started and not a mile of gravel. Lousy, lousy day … #
Weather guy just implied he could smell tornadoes earlier today? I think he's been on the air too long. #

That feeling when a pub writes a brilliant, fascinating, engaging story and forgets the visuals? Heartbreak. Total, soul crushing heartbreak #
See, @AndreaBriscoe ? Stressful. RT @AllisonLLove: I got hit by a stray baseball tonight. Thanks for the welt, Georgia State. #ugavj #
May have just pitched a story about a sprinkler factory between a day care center and a dog pound. Must be the #UGAJV Weekend Workshop. #
Me: Say it, say it. Kapteyn: Sq … Sq … equilateral rectangle. #ugavj #

My only Grammy comment: I think Taylor Swift was singing to Chris Brown. Just sayin'. #