Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-30

Best bumper sticker of the day: Wag more, Bark less. #
Jan Schaeffer: Collaboration is the new competition. If you don't lock up a good partner first, your competition will. #McGillSymposium #
@sci2mrow Unknown … maybe I'll get to see one in March at an NPPA event. I'm not that high up the food chain, tho. #
Why you need a copy editor:
From http://t.co/c9NlYDwL http://t.co/RqXrACBF #
Woowho! At some point in the near future, one of my heroes will be down there. http://t.co/248KhI6m #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-23

@thepeche You should need training and a license to own or operate PowerPoint – it is a lethal software program. #
Sometimes it's the little things that make me laugh. http://t.co/RhpqpYH4 #
Nights like this make me wish I was back at the Dome. #Syracuse is thrashing West Virginia. #
Event photographers should really turn off the AF confirmation beep. Also, the auto review … it's like watching Uncle Lew at a wedding. #
NPPA General Counsel Mickey Osterreicher presents at the Media Law in the Digital Age conference. #mlda11 http://t.co/DIFdr0TF #

RT: @GabsterGangster: why did we have class today? aren't we supposed to celebrate the earth's roundness? #comeon #columbusistheman #
Lovely weather this morning. Great day for a rally … http://t.co/woUDNrtW #
Too specific for a contest entry rule? "If you win, you must be willing to allow us to list your name and blog on this page." No others tho. #
If your email .sig has the phrase, "An Award-Winning Journalist" – complete with the quotes – I may have a hard time taking you seriously. #
This almost makes me want to bike in a big city. Almost … http://t.co/i12cRZX5 #
If you can't watch it live, make sure you search the hashtag #vvw later for the back story on the Poynter/NPPA Video Storytelling Workshop. #
Awesome customer service from Jeanette in @georgiaaquarium gift shop helping me replace a tragically shattered snow globe for the small boy. #
After 2 yrs of telling the Girl Child to use her case or she'll damage her flute & her glaring at us like idiots, she has damaged her flute. #

I may be getting too old for these 20 hour workshops. But they seem to help the kids and the editors keep asking to come back, so… #ugavj #
Ummm … may be time to clean the area around your computer, pal. RT: @HondoMesa: I love the smell of Twitter in the morning. #
Totally abusing my Twitter-stream and promoting my brother's new record: http://t.co/aAqH9iKZ Listen online and then get your own. #
@kavivu It's a nice camera, excellent image quality from what I've seen. Only held one once, though, and haven't shot with it. #
@sterry99 If we had a budget to travel, I think I'd be okay with covering the next Apple Keynote … #
I don't think there's a person who I never met who affected my life as much as Steve Jobs. This, this is insanely sad. http://t.co/RleSGT9c #

FYI, director – If you say the extra, required band practice will be from 4 to 6, then the kids should not still be on the field at 6:30. #
Should a high school marching band ever be allowed to play "The Sounds of Silence?" Or "Mrs. Robinson?" #
Pfew … inbox down from 200 messages to 13 … a good morning's work, no? #
Trying to get four laptops ready for the next #ugavj workshop and the campus wireless network goes down. Time to pack tanks & reels? #
@laurafeder We are here at our home-away-from-home, Road Atlanta, for #PetitLeMans #ugavj #
You know it's a good day when you can play Punch Buggie with Ferraris and be sore from it. #PetitLeMans #ugavj #

Attn #ugavj RT: @almsnotes: Don't miss the chance to watch one of the best #ALMS races of all-time from @MazdaRaceway – 1p ET on #ESPN2 #
About to launch a new project … fingers crossed someone shows up to pay attention. #ugavj folks – you know what to do. #
New scca.com w/ neat splash page that asks, "What can I do with my car?" But mine isn't listed – "Golf all except 8v." Am I out of the club? #
When my dentist tells me he's shopping for $10,000 worth of L-series Canon lenses, I think I'm in trouble. #
#UGAVJ students are reporting they have found fashionable stepladders in zebra and cheetah patterns at Home Goods. #
Best response, if there can be one/ RT: @nprnews: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP. R.E.M. is breaking up. Dammit. http://t.co/Nk9GL6G2 #REM #
FYI, just because you drive a jacked-up F250 diesel does not mean you get to ignore red lights. #somedayiwanttobeanoffensivedriver #
Future #ugavj kids at the #gspa fall conference. http://t.co/xpk6msCf #
Well, @jgstovall , I did it again: High School USA is now, ahem, $13,064.26 on Amazon. http://t.co/XiVRlIEo #gspa #
Well, that's helpful … http://t.co/FV8a7V3r #

@TammiM For the record, I said the same thing about Tysons construction when I lived there. In 1992. #happymondaythoughts #
To whomever launched DDoS attacks on my wife's sites: You've set a new low in the Pathetic Olympics. Concentrate on your D&D tourney, eh? #
Arghhh. Another great journalist bails to do PR. Which she'll be great at, but how many more voices can we lose? #
Great line: "It's easy to show a profit by laying people off, but at some point, the janitor is NOT going to keep writing copy." Mark Fink #
There should be a mercy rule in high school football. Local kids down 49-0, don't see any of them scoring.
Hey, double entendre there. #
Love getting an email from the university that a bunch of my email has been lost … top quality email service we have … #